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Amy Winehouse Beauty Tips

artmusicamywinehouseblonde.jpg1. Add many extra long extensions. Don't comb them for a few years till they bundle up into what people will think is a beehive hairdo when in actuality it's drug stash hiding spot.

2. Draw extreme and exaggerated cat-eye makeup to hide the black eyes from as-drugged-up hubby.

3. Get a multitude of tattoos to strike a bad girl image to hide the fact that they are a map back home. Blacking out can really turn a person around.

4. Tell people that you dyed your hair this unearthly color to lighten your mood when in fact you were so traumatized when your rehab counselors amputated your beehive drug stash from the back of your heat that your hair turned that way overnight.



 

To quote Perez Hilton:

Albino Wino was out and about in London on Thursday and in a very chatty mood.

The drug-plagued star looked happy and healthy. "I'm a lot better," Amy said of her extended holiday in the Caribbean. "I went away to get off drugs, you know," she told the paparazzi.

It's gonna take more than a vacation to quit heroin and the like. But at least she's trying! (Or putting on a good facade.)




         





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