 Just in case you've just come out of a coma or just returned from a secret space mission to the moon and didn't have internet access, here's a quick snapshot of the whirlwind (careening train wreck) called Britney Spears.
Britney sings - makes money. Britney sings & adds some cool dance moves - makes mucho more money. Life and career going really well but Britney decides "something's missin' y'all" so... Britney gets married. Britney gets divorced. Britney gets married again. Britney gets divorced again. Britney has a baby boy. Oops, I Did It Again...Britney has another baby boy. Britney's in the hospital. Britney's out of the hospital. Britney's back in the hospital. Britney's out of the hospital. Sam (Osama) Lufti, supposed friend and sometimes manager gets slapped with a restraining order to stay away from everything Britney. Especially since he admitted to Britney's mom that he's been slipping her anti-psychotic meds in her not-so-happy meals! He swears he has her best interests at heart, right after calling her a trashy whore. Aww, don't friends say the sweetest things. Oh, I think the cops want to ask you a few questions Sammy. Every ambulance chaser lawyer in town is trying to represent Britney even though the judge has made her dad and brother her conservators until March. She can't hire her own lawyer but somehow this guys keep showing up in court and filing papers on her behalf. Attorney John Eardley filed papers in federal court and claims Britney called him herself. He said she's being held hostage. Uh, since when do hostages get to use the phone to call lawyers? But really people, have you since the fierce look on Britney's face? She's gonna blow, I tell you. One day she's gonna grab a pap by the neck and some fangs are gonna grow out and chomp! Finger-lickin' good! Or maybe she'll just Hit You Baby, One More Time with that ever present cellphone. Image Source: DListed | 
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