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Book Review: When You Are Engulfed In Flames by David Sedaris

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According to Time Out New York, "David Sedaris may be the funniest man alive." He's the sort of writer critics tend to describe not in terms of literary influences and trends, but in terms of what they choked on while reading his latest book. "I spewed a mouthful of pastrami across my desk," admitted Craig Seligman in his New York Times review of Naked.

From the Publisher

Once again, David Sedaris brings together a collection of essays so uproariously funny and profoundly moving that his legions of fans will fall for him once more. He tests the limits of love when Hugh lances a boil from his backside, and pushes the boundaries of laziness when, finding the water shut off in his house in Normandy, he looks to the water in a vase of fresh cut flowers to fill the coffee machine. From armoring the windows with LP covers to protect the house from neurotic songbirds to the awkwardness of having a lozenge fall from your mouth into the lap of a sleeping fellow passenger on a plane, David Sedaris uses life's most bizarre moments to reach new heights in understanding love and fear, family and strangers. Culminating in a brilliantly funny account of his venture to Tokyo in order to quit smoking, David Sedaris's sixth essay collection will be avidly anticipated.

The New York Times - Vanessa Grigoriadis

[Sedaris] tallies up the last 25 years, the prime of his life, and isn't impressed by the sum: "How had 9,125 relatively uneventful days passed so quickly," he writes, "and how can I keep it from happening again?" As usual, Sedaris has lots of answers to the first question but not many to the second in this delightful compilation of essays circling the theme of death and dying, with nods to the French countryside, art collecting and feces.

Kirkus Reviews

Older, wiser, smarter and meaner, Sedaris (Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, 2004, etc.) defies the odds once again by delivering an intelligent take on the banalities of an absurd life. The author's faithful fans probably won't be turned off by his copyright-page admission that these pieces, most seen before in the New Yorker, are only "realish." They feel real, whether Sedaris is revealing his troubling obsession with a certain species of spider or describing a lift from a tow-truck driver who kept saying things like, "yes, indeedy, a little oral give-and-take would feel pretty good right about now"-the ring of truth adds to the book's horrified-laughter factor. The author still draws from the well of familial tragicomedy in pieces that dissect his parents' taste in modern art ("Adult Figures Charging Toward a Concrete Toadstool") and their reactions to what he wrote about them in his first book ("fifty pages later, they were boarding up the door and looking for ways to disguise themselves"). Most of the essays, however, chronicle expatriate life in England, France and Japan with his long-suffering and improbably talented boyfriend Hugh.

 


Barnes & Noble.com - When You Are Engulfed in Flames

Amazon.com - When You are Engulfed in Flames




Posted on June 18, 2008 by Registered CommenterStyleSwag in | CommentsPost a Comment

Celebrity Land: Charlton Heston Dies.

artmusicCharlton%20Heston%20In%20the%20Arena.jpgLarger than life, film legend Charlton Heston has died. He was 84.  Born Oct. 4, 1924 in Chicago, Illinois. 

His chiseled, rugged, good looks and powerful voice made him perfect for roles as epic heroes (especially since many rarely wore shirts!) such as Andrew Jackson in 'The President's Lady,' Michelangelo in 'The Agony and the Ecstasy', Marc Antony in 'Julius Caesar', Cardinal Richelieu in 'The Three Musketeers', Henry VIII in 'The Prince and the Pauper',  Ben-Hur, El Cid and of course, Moses in 'The Ten Commandments'. 

Off camera he had leading roles as well.  He was quite vocal about his increasingly more conservative political and social views.  This almost overshadowed his acting career. He was for a time, president of the Screen Actors Guild, chairman of the American Film Institute and marched in the civil rights movement of the 1950s but it was his presidency of the National Rifle Association that really brought him controversy.

For example, MSN commenter Gaucin writes:  "With the passing of Charlton Heston, one of the greats of American cinema has exited stage left. I feel that, no matter how great his acting career was, it could not surpass what he did off camera. After all he was instrumental in his later years in protecting that  precious American right for every sociopath to have access to a gun no questions asked. One of my favorite movie moments was when he descended from the mountain with the stone tablets on which were engraved the ten commandments including the 5th commandment: "Thou shalt not kill"."

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Regardless of your political views, Charlton Heston will be remembered as an a man's man, charismatic, masculine hero - An American Icon. 

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To quote MSN commenter Jose Salazar: "Great actor and a man with great Character... He is an example of an American with integrity who served his country in a time of war and became an outspoken person about the values, which many of today's young hollywood actors and other so called Americans, don't have a clue about. A true Patriot with dignity that would come across in his acting roles that would inspire and capture his audience. Our condolences go out to his family... He will be missed."

Did you know that his real son, Fraser played baby Moses? Here's a photo from his book. Heston with son Fraser (age 3) on the set of Ben-Hur.






For more about Charlton Heston:

In the Arena: An Autobiography

From My Cold, Dead Hands: Charlton Heston and American Politics





Book Review: Political Humor: Are You A Dittohead?

homemartiniglass.JPGYears ago, Rush Limbaugh coined the term "adult beverages" to refer to alcoholic drinks. Yet millions of dittoheads across the Fruited Plain lacked a guide for making the best adult beverages. So Britt Gillette created The Dittohead's Guide to Adult Beverages, a collection of humorous recipes such as the Rio Linda Rouser, EIB Ecstasy Elixir, Club G'itmo Guzzler, and many more!

Just try out these great recipes:

DEAD WHITE GUY GINGER ALE

Glass: A Clay Bowl Stolen from Native Americans (by dead white conquistadors)

Ingredients:

1 Part Vodka (a colorless ingredient symbolizing white European oppression)
3 Parts Ginger Ale (containing blood-thirsty, intolerant, white supremacist sugar)
A Splash of White Wine (reminiscent of Napoleonic French imperialism)
A Splash of Lemon-Lime Juice (made from fruit hand-picked by indentured servants)
A Dash of Sugar (due to safety concerns, no brown sugar allowed)

Instructions: While attending a college seminar on multiculturalism, with an emphasis on Native American, Afro-centric lesbian poetry, combine ingredients in a clay bowl stolen from Native Americans. Consume on Columbus Day while attacking white males who have the audacity to continue to breathe.

Origin: This adult beverage is named in honor of Christopher Columbus – a capitalist, European bigot responsible for the death and murder of eighty trillion pacifist, nature-loving Native Americans (and a man whose lone accomplishment was the "discovery" of someone else's backyard).

Special Warning: Under no circumstances should you add brown sugar to this adult beverage, as it is sure to be ravaged and destroyed by the racist, imperialist, homophobic white sugar already present in the ginger ale.

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION AMBROSIA

Glass: A Measuring Cup (to ensure precise fulfillment of quotas)

Ingredients:

0 Parts Light Rum (using light rum is insensitive to minority rums)
3 Parts Dark Rum (to rectify the past injustice of rampant light rum preferences)
3 Parts Soda (cola is preferred over a lighter soda, such as Sprite)
Quotas That Aren't "Quotas" (except that they really are quotas)

Instructions: While throwing an "affirmative action bake sale" on a local college campus, or campi (the preferred EIB plural form for those of you in Rio Linda), combine ingredients in a measuring cup. Consume while labeling as "racist" any of your friends or companions who dare to add light rum to their favorite adult beverages.

Origin: This adult beverage is named in honor of government-sanctioned discrimination. Make sure that you don't add light rum to this adult beverage when dark rum is available instead. Failure to do so may result in court-ordered sensitivity training.

Special Note: A firm supporter of government-sanctioned discrimination, the NAALCP (National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored People) dreams of the day when prohibition will be re-instituted in America – with only "light" rum banished from the shores of the United States.

P.S. Forward this page to 15,067 Rush Limbaugh fans in the next 7 minutes or you will be stricken with eight agonizing years of a Hillary Clinton presidency and/or the appointment of Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy as your designated driver!





Posted on April 3, 2008 by Registered CommenterStyleSwag in | CommentsPost a Comment

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

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Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) waves to supporters as she walks down the Boulevard of the Allies during the St. Patrick's Day Parade in Pittsburgh

Joke:
A woman goes to the post office to stock up on stamps. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 stamps please? The clerk says, "What denomination?" The woman says, "God bless us, has it come to that? I'll have 18 Protestants, and 32 Catholics."

Trivia:
Blue is Ireland's official color.

One of the great gaffes in social history took place at Stormont in the 1920s. During an important function, Northern Ireland minister Dawson Bates - who was in attendance with his wife and son - entered the main hall. As the party made their way towards the gathered dignitaries, they were grandly announced "the honourable Dawson Bates, his wife, Lady Bates, and their son, Master Bates."
(We're not kidding - this really happened!)

I love you in Irish is Tá cion agam ort? Pronunciation: thaw kiuhn ag-gum urth

At 198 calories a pint, Guinness has fewer calories than a pint of skimmed milk or orange juice?

Sigmund Freud once remarked that the Irish were the only people who couldn't be psychoanalysed? While most of us would like to think we have no need for it, there are many who think we're beyond hope!

Source: The Truth About the Irish by Terry Eagleton





Posted on March 17, 2008 by Registered CommenterStyleSwag in | CommentsPost a Comment

Book Review: Fashion Trends 2007 - What to Keep or Ditch in 2008

fileskatieholmesandrihannahairstyle.JPG The book, How to Make a Million Dollar First Impression by Lynda Goldman focuses on common-sense preparations to make favorable first impressions which are authentic and can lead to the all important second date or interview.  Fair or not, unfavorable first impressions are almost always permanent impressions and there may never be second impressions.

I think the title can be misleading to some because of the "million dollar" mention and it does stress the business impression but the 20 steps can be applied to all areas of your life.   

For example, hanging onto outdated trends can make you seem like a caricature so it's time to weed out the fashion trends of 2007 that have had their day. Here are some of the best and worst of the top trends. Hold on to the best fashions as we head into 2008. Ditch the worst ones. They aren't flattering to anyone.



Best fashion trends in 2007

High-waisted skirts: This classic trend gives every women a great shape.

Trouser pants: A welcome relief from the oh-so-tight low-cut jeans, trouser pants are classic business wear that look great in the board room with a smart looking jacket. They are equally lovely in the evening, topped with a twin set or sweater in a current color.

Skinny pants: still great for weekends and evenings. The modified version of slim pants is great for the office, paired with a great sweater or swingy jacket.

Soft tailoring: Pairing more structured, tailored pieces with items that are much softer and flowy, the combination works well for most women. Anyone can adapt it to their style. Instead of sticking to one style, this flexible approach brought a new kind of modern femininity - hard and soft at the same time.

Ray-Ban sunglasses: All the stars sported them, and these classic frames made everyone look like a rock star.

The Bob: From Katie Holmes to Rihanna and Posh, this move from long flowy locks to a structured style is the hottest trend at the moment. And a little structure can be a great update for most women.

Cobalt blue: A beautiful color that works will in the office and after hours.

Worst fashion trends in 2007

High waisted pants: unlike high-waisted skirts, these pants are uncomfortable to wear, and look unattractive even on stars like Mischa Barton.

Cropped winter jackets: Great fashion if you live in Florida or California. For anyone else, the short sleeves are sure to leave you with chapped elbows.

Baby doll dresses: Cute for 12 year olds. Not so sweet on anyone older.

Empire waist dresses: A nice silhouette for tall, slim women. For others, it provokes the question: Is she pregnant?

Tent dresses: Interesting on models. On most real people, these just look like tents.

Too much glitz: A little glitter and a touch of metallics are great. But mix them together with beaded, sequined and glimmery materials, and it's overkill.





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Book Review: Do You Have High Mercury Levels? Get A Hair Test.

healthsushituna.jpgCan you trust the FDA (Food and Drug Administration)?  Have they become unable to tell the public the truth due to concerns about the economic ramifications of their statements? 

For example, it is now common knowledge (although you can't say I didn't warn you years ago) that margerine is deadly due to the hydrogenated oils.  Yet it's still on the shelves. 

To quote Cory Doctorow of BoingBoing.net from his review of the book, In Defense of Food by Michael Pollan: "He explains how nutritionism has captured politics, so that the FDA isn't allowed to say, "Eat less red meat," but is backed into saying, "Make eating choices that are lower in saturated fats," prompting an industry to spring up around further industrialization of food to remove saturated fats. Nevermind that the science says, "Eat less red meat" -- by demonizing a nutrient, a blow to the cattle-ranchers is turned into an opportunity to create even greater markups on their product by charging a premium for engineered, "low in saturated fats" beef."

Another concern is Mercury.  Oceana tested fish and guess what they found?

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Mercury: a dangerous neurotoxin that enters the environment as a result of burning coal and producing chlorine. Although volcanoes and other natural sources contribute to mercury’s pervasive nature, two thirds of the mercury present in our environment is a result of human activities. Once released into the air, mercury is deposited back onto land and water. 

Bacteria then convert mercury to toxic methylmercury that is absorbed or consumed by small plants and animals, which are then eaten by larger animals including fish.  Fish consumption is the primary way humans are exposed to mercury.

Methylmercury can damage critical organs of the central nervous and cardiovascular systems. Children are particularly vulnerable to mercury’s toxic effects.  Very high levels of mercury exposure in children can lead to brain damage, seizures, blindness and mental retardation.  

Mercury’s effects on adults can begin with increasing the risk of heart disease to a tingling sensation in the fingers.  People often do not associate their symptoms with mercury poisoning because the effects are often very subtle. As a result,many people may continue to eat fish with high mercury levels, worsening the problem. Nervous system problems can include impaired coordination, tremors, irritability, memory loss, depression, blurred vision and a tingling sensation in the skin. Other symptoms include fatigue, nausea, headache, decreased concentration and muscle or joint pain.  Trust me, these words don't do it justice.  If you've ever seen mercury poisoning in real life as I have, you would be very frightened. 

Tuna is the primary source of mercury in the American diet due largely to high levels of tuna consumption despite the reportedly moderate levels of mercury in tuna. While tuna comes in many forms, sushi tuna and fresh tuna steaks have recently sky-rocketed in popularity. These types of tuna unfortunately are the high mercury varieties, compared to the less glamorous canned light tuna which the FDA considers to be a low mercury fish.

To confirm that some fish are high in mercury and others are not, Oceana volunteers collected fish samples from grocery stores and sushi restaurants in 26 U.S. cities and had them analyzed to determine their mercury content. Some of the results may be surprising:

Mercury levels in tuna, sushi tuna, swordfish were HIGHER than FDA data suggest:

The average mercury concentration for grocery store tuna was 0.68 parts per million (ppm), which is nearly double the FDA’s average for fresh or frozen tuna tested by the FDA.  Sushi tuna was even higher, with an average value of 0.86 ppm. This level of mercury is comparable to the level in king mackerel, a fish the FDA recommends that sensitive populations should avoid.

Very few (13%) seafood counter attendants could provide FDA advice when asked: When asked about the government’s advice for women thinking of having children, 87% of seafood counter attendants either indicated they did not know, or gave a wrong answer to shoppers. Only 13% of those asked gave the correct information to shoppers, and half of those respondents referred to either a posted warning sign or the internet to obtain the FDA advice. Clearly consumers cannot rely on seafood counter attendants for this information, demonstrating the importance of warning signs at the point of sale.

“Low mercury” tilapia is still a good option: The average mercury level in tilapia from this analysis was 0.08 ppm, well below the FDA “action/> level” of 1.0 ppm. This qualifies tilapia as a low-mercury fish. However, these levels are much higher than the average of the small number of fish(eight) tested by the FDA (0.01 ppm).

Mackerel or “Saba” is a good low mercury option for sushi eaters: Mackerel mercury levels were also generally low, with an average of 0.1 ppm.  King mackerel, which has high mercury levels and is on the FDA’s “Do Not Eat” list.

Take Action:

  • Tell the FDA to Warn Consumers. The FDA and EPA have issued an advisory directing women of child-bearing age and children to avoid or limit consumption of certain fish because of high levels of mercury. Unfortunately, this warning is not well-publicized. Help us get this advice posted at your grocery store's seafood counter so that shoppers can find out how to protect their families.


  • Sign Oceana's open letter to FDA Commissioner Dr. Andrew C. von Eschenbach today and tell him that consumers need more information about the risks posed by mercury contamination in seafood, not less! 


  • Download Oceana's Guide to Ocean-Friendly Seafood, which includes flags on high-mercury fish.


  • Do you have high mercury levels? Get a hair test.   Oceana is partnering with Greenpeace in a national hair-testing study to find out how much mercury is in people's systems. Thousands of people are already participating. Find it how much mercury you are carrying around with you and how that compares to federally accepted levels of concern!
    Click here to order your personal test kit.  Within a couple of weeks, the kit will arrive with step-by-step directions.



  • In Defense of Food by Michael Pollan




Get the Final Harry Potter Book for FREE!

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The highly anticipated book of the summer is set to release July 21, 2007 and will be available on SHOP.COM as part of its entire Harry Potter store. The store offers an array of Harry Potter games, costumes, books, and other memorabilia for fans of the popular adventure book series by J.K. Rowling. For more details on how to receive the final book in the Harry Potter series for free, please visit the Harry Potter page.







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